Fashion agnostic

We watched some Cosby Show episodes tonight. We laughed at those crazy 80's fashions.

Then Rachel got thoughful. "What do you think about my fashion sense?" she asked.

"Dear," I said truthfully, "You're asking the wrong guy. It's all I can do to notice when you get your hair cut. I couldn't give you one example of a fashion trend that changed in the last ten years."

Rachel wasn't convinced. "You must notice what other women wear."

"Let me put it this way: the last fashion change I noticed was that stone-bleached jeans aren't 'in' anymore. Actually it wasn't 'noticed' so much as I just vaguely realized it over time."

I think she believes me now.