Melissaisms

• "I'm just a little child. Jesus would tell me come sit on his knee!"
  
• "If you were a giant, you wouldn't fit in your house!"
• At the movie theater, to the woman on her right: "Where's you kids?" "My daughter's right here," the woman said, indicating to the teenager next to her. "Oh. You kid's big!" "Yes," the woman agreed. "She grew and grew!" "Yes," said the woman, "but she'll always be my little girl."