Downsides to living in San Anonio

• The churrascarias are twice the price as in Utah. Literally. (But less expensive than the one I ate at in Chicago. I was hungry, and I thought I knew the drill: who needs to see a menu?)
  
• Woot updates at midnight instead of at 11 PM. I am old now and almost never still awake at midnight. The really good woots are always gone by morning.
• Only McDonald's has play areas. And possibly Joe's Crab Shack but we tried that once and even seafood-loving Rachel was underwhelmed. Plus I can't help but think "I got the crabs at Joe's" when I see the sign.
• Major commuting freeway stretches with only two lanes in each direction? Seriously?
• No community orchestra (!)
• All the good Ultimate fields are in use by high school football teams
• There are no bike paths in the outer parts. Downtown, yes. Suburbia, no. (This one's for you, Dad.)