Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Um...NO!

Random conversation at the dinner table

Melissa: If you accidentally swallow your tooth, the tooth fairy can't find it.
Me: I suppose not.
Melissa: But that's okay, because it will come out your poop!
Me: Yes.  That's true.
Melissa: And then you have to find it.
Me: No.
Melissa: But...
Me: We could write the tooth fairy a note explaining what happened.

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