It's a tough job being the oldest

Matthew: "Mom, can I make this cream into butter?"

Rachel: "Go ahead."

An hour passes. Matthew: "Melissa! Want to make some butter? All you have to do is shake this!"

Melissa: "No."

Matthew: "Isaac! Look! Isn't this cool? If you shake it it makes butter! Don't you want to try it?"

Isaac: "No no no!"

I remember trying to rope Grant and David Ellis into my plans like that...