Monday, May 27, 2013

Guess who is TWO!

It is official folks, we have a two year-old running amuck.

Today I tried to get some pictures of our littlest Ellis tornado for posterity's sake.


 She's grinning because she has a secret; she is holding the lens cap.


All done with pictures.

Matthew baked the cake for his little sister.


  Check it out, she is using a fork now.  Hands are still easier, though.  

Corinna has a mind of her own now!  She likes to make her own decisions about what to wear, what to do, and what to eat.  She has strong opinions on nearly every topic.  She is a happy soul when her wants and needs are respected, but is a tiny ball of frustration and fury when her baby will is thwarted.  "No" is her least favorite word to hear but her favorite word to say.

She loves her position as baby in the family and enjoys the attentions of her older siblings, most of the time.  Corinna wants to be just like the "big" kids and imitates the things they do.  She's tried to ride Isaac's bike, crack eggs like Melissa, and do things on the computer like Matthew.  Isaac in particular is her buddy and sometimes the two of them will wrestle, play word games that only they understand, and laugh like loons at nothing in particular.  When Isaac gets home from preschool she yells, "I-yah!" and runs out the door to greet him with a big hug.  Together they hold hands and run back to the house to wave to the bus from the front door.

Corinna says the name of every family member now.  Her vocabulary in English and French is growing every day.  She also strings 2 and sometimes 3 words together to make short phrases.  At the park yesterday, Jonathan heard her say, "I tersety, wa wa."  (I'm thirsty, water.)  She's learned the blame game from her older siblings and can say, "..... did it."  Usually it is Isaac she is blaming.  Usually with good cause too.  Corinna can say with limited articulation: ball, band-aid, banana, dog, cat, baby, go, down, up, hot, cold, in, out, dirty, stinky, diaper, uh oh, oh no, bath, treat, candy, cake, cookie, juice, apple (every round fruit is any apple), yuck, thank you, NO thank you, si tu plait, all done, shoes, pizza, park, pomme, water, de l'eau, ouvre, de lait, milk, fine, chicken, book, wet, poopy, drink, thirsty, grandma, grandpa, car, bus, eat, bye, all gone, socks, shirt, MINE, ow, more, please, amen, eyes, belly button, nose, hair, tickle, mouth, ears, toes, paper, I, night, blanket, and other words.  Sometimes it sounds like she is trying to say a word that we just can't recognize yet.  She also says more French words, but I can't think of them at the moment.

Corinna does not walk when she can run.  Her little body is in constant motion; she climbs, runs, rolls, tumbles, and jumps throughout the day.  It seems impossible for her to hold still for more than a few seconds at a time.  While she does not like to sit still for television, ever, sometimes to my chagrin, she does manage to find plenty to do.  The house is her playground and she likes to empty cupboards, book cases, pantries, containers, and rearrange small items.  She is particularly pleased when her older siblings forget and leave something forbidden out within her range.  This happens on a daily basis.  As a consequence we have some spots of purple nail polish on the carpet upstairs, some crayon markings on the wall, as well as many, many other mishaps of a less permanent nature.

We welcomed this little one to our family on a warm, sunny day two years ago, and in that time she has upended our house and filled our hearts.  We can't imagine life without Baby Bubbles and her cheerful babble and infectious belly laughs.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

When your introvert family visits

IMAG1003 by jbellis
IMAG1003, a photo by jbellis on Flickr.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

December peanuts

  • Rachel: "Melissa, your hair is crazy this morning. Were you wrestling with a walrus last night?" Melissa: "I don't want to talk about it."
  • Me: "Isaac, come back and sit in your chair." Isaac [sits in his chair]: "I wan' sit nex to Baby." Me: "Corinna will eat your fries if you sit next to her." Isaac: "Okay." [moves next to his sister again]
  • Isaac cut a cheerios box in half and took it around the house trick-or-treating. I gave him some candy from my desk.
  • There are nine boys in the jiu jitsu class. And Melissa. (Discrimination is already at work. Dude at the drinks fridge to Matthew: "water bottles are one dollar." To Melissa: "water is free for kids, we don't want you getting dehydrated.")
  • When Corinna has an extra good morning, I have to sweep the table before I sweep the floor. She has a lot of extra good mornings.
  • Not only did our minivan not have a current insurance card, it didn't even have one from the right company. Fortunately I discovered this while at the service department trying to get a loaner while they fix the broken door-opening cable, and not after being pulled over by one of Texas's finest.
  • Corinna stole into my office and started head banging to "White Room." 44 years after its release, if you're counting.
  • Melissa on Guns n Roses: "I like it better without the singing."
  • Isaac is making a Zombie Farm out of popsicle sticks. I have no idea where this idea comes from.
  • Isaac is going around the house singing, "Corinna, Corinna... I wuv you so."
  • The elementary school gym teacher helps arriving kids out of the car in the morning. Melissa was a bit sluggish today. Teacher: "Wow, you kids are real zombies this morning." Isaac: "I MAKE ZOMBIE FARM!"
  • Wiping Isaac's butt. "I poop! Now I eat, get more poop!"
  • Isaac woke up crying loudly enough to wake up his sister. Then Corinna woke up crying loudly enough to wake her brother. Then it was Isaac's turn again. Finally Corinna woke up for good at 5 and alternately moaned and yelled at us for hours, until she finally fell asleep on my lap at 9:30. Bonus points: all this in a hotel room.
  • Me: "You know, it wouldn't be a bad idea to invest in some more womans' jeans." Christine: "I have two pairs of girls', and two pairs of guys'. I don't see the problem here."
  • Isaac heard Grandma singing Pony Boy yesterday. He was singing it tonight as I got him ready for bed. At four you're really Big.
  • Matthew: "Why are they called Swedish fish?" Melissa: "Because they're sweet!"
  • Shipped some frozen Texas BBQ to NJ. Warmed it up yesterday for the 23 Ellises. Rachel did a professional job carving the brisket. Everyone had thirds and fourths. Then today [Dec 30] I made 41 breakfast tacos out of the leftovers (with egg and cheese, of course). It was glorious.
  • Matthew finished the flight home from NJ by puking on his seat, himself, and his mother. Guess he still gets motion sick.

A Matthew story from December

Rachel wanted to some milk in Matthew's lunch to go with his chocolate chip cookies, but she couldn't find his thermos. She went upstairs looking for it and came back empty handed ... except for one of Corinna's baby bottles that she was taking the opportunity to drop in the dishwasher.

"You should totally put a baby bottle full of milk in his lunch," I said. "Tell him we're sorry but he didn't put his thermos where we could find it, so we did the best we could."

He would have FIVE cows. It would be glorious.

The ward campout

IMAG0948 by jbellis
I took the three oldest camping last night, about half an hour North into what I'd call cow country if I'd seen any cows.

I've never been a fan of camping, but Matthew waged a determined campaign for Dad to come, and Rachel being under the weather from a bug she caught earlier this week sealed my fate.

The kids had a blast, of course.  I think a large part of the appeal for the oldest two is that they were essentially unsupervised.  They even had their own tent, which Matthew pitched himself.  I made sure they knew where the latrines were and left them to their own devices, with a warning not to stay up too late that they naturally ignored.

Another part of the fun was unrestricted access to the larder, such as it was.  Isaac spent basically the entire evening roasting marshmallows.  We'd planned to make s'mores, but we forgot to bring graham crackers.  After momentary disappointment when faced with this crushing news, Isaac and Melissa made the best of it and ate the pound of chocolate anyway, with some help from their friends.

Note to self: chocolate and marshmallows are sticky.  Next time, bring baby wipes.

My lack of camping experience became apparent at bedtime.  I'd put up the tent on an incline; it was barely noticeable on the outside, but when lying down, any motion tended to slide you farther towards the bottom of the tent.  I arranged my sleeping bag with my head facing "up" the hill to minimize this, but Isaac was too squirmy for this to help, and he ended up a little Isaac ball at the bottom.  Fortunately, this didn't bother him.

The noise from the other kids did bother him, though.  I waited until 8:45, well past his usual bedtime, to take him to the tent and tuck him into his brand-new very own sleeping bag.  Isaac had reminded me several times by then that it was dark, which meant it was time to sleep.  (Most children are familiar with the logic that daylight means I should get to stay up; I think less carry that through to its corollary, that darkness denotes bedtime.)  But I kept him up for the skits, with the Doritos Christine thoughtfully provided, since I knew he'd be curious what all the noise was about.

Unfortunately, while there were a handful of kids Isaac's age and younger, most of the kids were older and had no intention of settling down so early.  Neither did Isaac's hopeful urging to "Be quiet! We sleeping here!" have the desired effect.  But by 9:30 fatigue won out and he fell asleep.  I followed an hour later, for a night of fitful tossing within the unfamiliar confines of a sleeping bag.

It was cold when we woke up.  I dressed Isaac in his jacket over a long sleeve shirt over a t-shirt.  The elders quorum already had fires going and hot cocoa, which Isaac greeted with approval.  Then they cooked pancakes and ham and bacon, which were also welcome.  Isaac kept telling me how he was going to eat this many pancakes, and stretched his arms wide.  After a manly effort, that turned out to be about three and a half.

Matthew packed his tent up with somewhat less alacrity than he'd deployed it.  I told him to pack up after eating breakfast; an hour later, I found him trying to start a fire with which to cook some hot dogs from our cooler.  "But Dad," he said, "I'm still eating breakfast!"

So I ended up packing the kids tent as well as mine.  We got home with everyone smelling like campfire smoke and a little cranky from not sleeping.  "Jacob and I tried to stay up all night," Matthew reported, but admitted their efforts had fallen a little short.  Isaac turned into an Isaac puddle whenever I told him No over anything.  So we decreed a general day of siesta when we put Corinna down for her nap, and everyone was much improved for it.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

November peanuts

  • Me: "Da-da!" Corinna: "Mama!" [Grins.] I think she's harassing me on purpose.
  • Good news: I found my 2002-era usb wifi adapter. Bad news: it does not have drivers for Windows 8.
  • Corinna learning how to turn the TV and PS3 off is funny. Learning to push the power button on my desktop is not.
  • Cold outside this morning, for Texas (in the fifties). Isaac went outside and brought his plant in, the one he picked out at the nursery with Rachel a few days ago. "Plant cold! I want plant warm."
  • Rachel: "But you just took those shoes off, Corinna! You want them back on already? You're such a girl!" Me: "Hey. How come when *I* say that it's sexist?"
  • Arrived in Madrid, 3:30 AM Central Time. Taxi driver was able to establish in Spanish that (1) it was my first time here, (2) I was staying for two days, and (3) that traffic in Madrid is bad. Further attempts at communication were futile.
  • Signs you've been traveling too much: your hotel key card doesn't work. "What the hell," you think, "I'm sure this is the right room." Then you take a second look and the card you pulled out of your pocket belongs to the previous trip's hotel.
  • Corinna can climb out of her crib now. Which puts her maybe a little behind Melissa, but not much.
  • Seen on Twitter: "Parenting is *exactly* like rocket science; The job is to contain an explosion & hope it's pointed in a useful direction."
  • My bank account balance looks a lot more impressive in Yen.
  • Even in Texas I am terrible at guessing kids' ages. I think it may be worse here. In the elevator there was a woman with two little girls, the taller of whom was Isaac's size. "Four?" I asked her. She looked at me like I was the world's dumbest American. "No," she said. "Six." (The kid didn't mind, though. Probably she didn't understand. When we got to her floor she looked back and waved. "Bye bye!" she said with a huge grin. A real live gaijin said she was kawai. Disneyland is awesome.)

October peanuts

Some entries from me and Rachel, since the kids entries are a bit thin with the travel I did that month:
  • The lady working at was reasonably attractive but it was the TWO 30 inch monitors in front of her that made my head turn.
  • Note to self: Del Taco is a terrible way to start the day.
  • My brother Grant: "People are always coming up to me and saying that I look younger than 35." Me: "That's funny. Nobody ever says that to me." Grant: "That's because one, you have a beard, and two, you're going bald."
  • Left my travel mouse where Corinna could reach it. I'll probably never see it again. (Six months later: I haven't.)
  • Rachel, entering our office: "Wow, the walls are really bare." She's right. I've been going there over two years now and hadn't really noticed.
  • Rachel: "I have 17 to spend, but only one buy." First world problems in Dominion.
  • Seen on Twitter. "Big Data: here in Texas we just call it data."
  • Rachel: "No, tonight's stroganoff does not have steak. But, it does have kale!"
From the kids:
  • Me: "In the car, kids! We're going to build something at Home Depot!" Isaac: "Tree house?"
  • I tasked Melissa with clearing off the table and she grumbles something about Isaac's bag. Isaac misheard her. "No! Isaac not bad. Isaac good! Right Daddy?" "Oui, Isaac est sage." "Daddy says Isaac good."
  • "Is Corinna on the table? Corinna, get down. SHE'S EATING THE BUTTER!"
  • Speaker: "Raise your hand if you've seen The Lion King." Most of the congregation raises their hand. Matthew does not. Me: "Matthew, you've seen The Lion King." Matthew: "That was in French. It doesn't count."
  • At 17 months Corinna is turning two. Rachel took some mail away from her, and Corinna went into Nuclear Meltdown. Rachel left the room, Corinna stopped crying, tracked Rachel down, and resumed the tantrum.

Belated birthday post

I opened my birthday presents a day late. I think I was traveling on my birthday.

Matthew gave me a Butterfinger and a box full of origami. The box itself was a work of art. He spent days making it.

Melissa gave me two drawings. Then at the last minute she decided that was inadequate and wrapped some of her very precious sea shells in a paper towel for me.

Isaac gave me an Energizer Bunny sticker, then stood on the table and threw his arms wide. "Daddy pumpkin!"

Rachel: "Are you Daddy's pumpkin?"

Isaac: "Yes! Daddy pumpkin boy!"

I hugged my pumpkin boy.

Corinna goes commando

Going to keep posting poop story reminders until one of them gets written.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Isaac wipes his butt

Haven't had a good poop story here in ages.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Corinna entertains herself

Corinna entertains herself by jbellis
Corinna entertains herself, a photo by jbellis on Flickr.
Corinna was playing quietly with some wires and a battery this morning. I figured Matthew left some electronics out, but no harm done.

Then she brought me some more pieces ripped from his science project and the game was up. There will be hell to pay when Matthew gets home.

Edit: Rachel gave me the all clear to dispose of the evidence.  Done!

Friday, January 04, 2013

Bubble Trouble



Monday, December 17, 2012

Dancing with Dad

Corinna, Corinna

I took these videos of Bubbles a few weeks ago when she turned 18 months.  These are pre-knocked out tooth: 

She's a real climber, just like her siblings.

Popcorn!


20121204_162344 a video by jbellis on Flickr.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Movie Star

Melissa made this fun video on Pivot Stickfigure

Shaving at the Dinner Table

My mom calls us all for dinner. When she asked my dad why he had shaving cream on he replied " You are not to be argued with at dinner."  It turns out he was preparing for a date they didn't go on because Mom wasn't feeling good.

Monday, December 10, 2012

A Bump in the Park

Jonathan took Corinna, Isaac, and Melissa to the park on Saturday so I could rehearse with my quartet for the Christmas program.  When they got home Corinna's face was covered in dried blood and her blonde hair was brown with dirt and bark.

What happened!?

"Corinna kept taking her shoes off and asking me to put them back on," explained Jonathan.  "Except about half the time I wasn't doing it right according to her, so she'd squirm away and try to put them on herself.  The last time she squirmed out of my hands and I couldn't catch her before she face planted on the cement.  She bloodied her nose, but otherwise seems okay."  Meanwhile Corinna munched on some chicken nuggets.  "Oh, and Isaac kept dumping bark on her head, so she'll need a bath again today."

Later, in the tub, the bathwater turned brown and silty so I drained the water and started the bath again.  Her scalp was black with dirt.  Two washes and two rinses later she was much cleaner.

After the bath, I pulled her shirt over her head, she started crying and blood poured from her mouth.  Horrified, I saw a gap in her mouth where her tooth wasn't!  Apparently she knocked her tooth very loose at the park and it was just dangling by threads until it came out completely.  I swept my finger in her mouth and couldn't find the tooth, so I grabbed a wet wash cloth for her to chew on and stop the flow of blood.  She was very distressed, partially from the pain, but also in part from the sight of blood, I think.  She settled down when she got a washcloth tied off with crushed ice inside.  Poor Bubbles!

Upstairs I found her tooth lying next to the bed where I was trying to dress her earlier, tooth, root and all.  I stuck it in milk and proceeded to make numerous phone calls trying to reach a pediatric dentist on a Saturday.  Good luck on a weekend!  Each emergency number from the various dentists' offices would only lead to a completely different dental practice until I was back to the beginning office again.

Finally our regular family dentist called me back after getting in touch with a pediatric dentist.  Apparently dentists don't replant primary teeth because there is a possibility that the tooth root will grow into the bone of the jaw, or that in the process  of replanting the tooth, the permanent teeth will be damaged.

So this is Baby's Bubbles smile for the next 4 to 5 years:


The gum is healing over but still tender and prone to bleeding if bumped or irritated in any way.  Corinna hasn't slowed down in the slightest and still runs, climbs, and wrestles with her brother, much to my consternation.  I'm still concerned that her other front tooth may be loose.  Or that she may knock that tooth out too since she has a slight overbite and her tooth pokes out a bit.  Oh child!

Thursday, December 06, 2012

The road goes ever on

Dad's cycling career is over. (I almost titled this "End of the road for Dad," but didn't want to give anyone a heart attack.)

He wiped out on some gravel doing 20+ mph on his bike. He landed on his left side and broke just about everything but ribs: hip, collarbone, fingers. (He is left handed so that is unfortunate.) He was able to call an ambulance and Mom afterwards.

This is his third (fourth?) bad accident in the last couple years. Mom has already extracted a promise that this will be the last: no more road cycling for him.

It's a real shame because I don't think anything gave him more joy than cycling.  Before the string of accidents started he was consistently doing fifteen, twenty thousand miles a year.  Impressive for a man half his age.

The hip is the worst injury. It was broken in several places, and needed a several hour surgery to put in a pin that reaches almost to his knee.

They want him starting rehab as quickly as possible, or maybe it is Dad who wants that more than the doctors. He made it from his bed to a chair today... in about twenty minutes, with the help of Mom and two nurses.

The plan is to move to an inpatient rehab center as soon as possible and stay there until he can get around with a walker. (Crutches are off the table because of the broken collarbone.)

Sunday, December 02, 2012

Isaac and the yuck

Rachel made enchiladas for dinner.

Isaac: "Dis yuck."

Rachel: "There's ice cream for kids who eat their dinner."

Isaac: "I eat yuck, I have ice cream?"

Rachel: "Yes."

Isaac ate the yuck without further complaint.  One is tempted to guess that having tried it he liked it, but if so, no such admission was forthcoming.